вЂњYou know youвЂ™re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.вЂќ Bob Hope, one of the greatest entertainers the world has ever seen, cracked that one-liner shortly before his one-hundredth birthday. He died not long after passing the century.
He would joke about anything, even his imminent death. вЂњIвЂ™m so old theyвЂ™ve cancelled my blood-type,вЂќ he cracked. вЂњI do benefits for all religions вЂ“ IвЂ™d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.вЂќ
Bob Hope left a rich legacy. By the time of his death in 2003 he had appeared in more than 75 films, starred in almost 500 TV programmes and 1,000-plus radio shows. He toured tirelessly to entertain the US Armed Forces in countries all over the world. He received countless honorary degrees and awards вЂ“ everything from the Medal of Freedom to a British knighthood.
Born in Eltham, England, the fifth of seven sons of a stonecutter and an aspiring actress, he moved with his family to Cleveland, Ohio, when he was four. At age twelve he won a Charlie Chaplain imitation contest. It was a hint of what lay ahead for the young entertainer.
He had a burning desire to become a star and he achieved it the hard way. After school he took a job as a shoe salesman and augmented his meagre wage by singing and cracking jokes in local restaurants. He even took to the boxing ring for three fights before deciding it was easier throwing punch-lines than punches.
He developed a vaudeville act and it was while road-tripping from one theatre to the next that he developed his quick-fire comedy wisecracking style. His brash performances led first to Broadway and then to Hollywood where he made it to the silver screen with The Big Broadcast of 1938. He dueted with Shirley Ross in the Oscar-winning number Thanks for the Memory which afterwards became his signature theme song.
In 1940 he teamed up with Bing Crosby and Dorothy Lamour in The Road to Singapore, a film which launched the uproarious and successful вЂњRoadвЂќ series which featured the trio at their comic best.
Golf was his way of relaxing and he and Crosby were good amateur golfers. Each year he hosted the Bob Hope Classic and the tournament, now known as the Bob Hope Chrysler Classic, is still played by tour pros today.
Let me leave you with just a few of BobвЂ™s classic one-liners:
- If you watch a game itвЂ™s fun. If you play it its relaxation. If you work at it its golf.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off and it was so successful she turned it into a series.
- A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
- When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the actorsвЂ™ orphanage he shot both his parents and moved in.
- Kids are wonderful but I like mine barbecued.
- I grew up with six brothers. ThatвЂ™s how I learned to dance вЂ“ waiting for the bathroom.
- I donвЂ™t feel old. I donвЂ™t feel anything till noon. ThatвЂ™s when itвЂ™s time for my nap.
- People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
Brad Fleming has been in journalism, broadcasting and public relations all his working life. Born in the small fishing village of Kilkeel, Co Down, in the shadow of where the famous Mountains of Mourne sweep down to the sea, he served his time in local newspapers before moving on to a National daily paper in Belfast and later covered news and sport for the BBC.
In his late thirties he made a career switch to join the British Government Information Service in London, working principally with the Ministry of Defence, a job which took him to many corners of the world, usually to one trouble spot or another. He served throughout much of Europe, was based in the then West Germany for three years, completed two short tours to the Falkland Islands and visited the United States and West Africa.
Much of his service was in his native Northern Ireland during the recent вЂtroublesвЂ™, В an experience which provided valuable background for his first novel Role of Dishonour.
Deadline to Danger, his second book, draws heavily on his early days as a rookie reporter, although he admits he was never quite as daring as his young hero, Jim Baxter. Further Baxter books are in the pipeline.
Brad lives in the pleasant County Down village of Hillsborough with his American-born wife Nip and Border Collie Sparky. вЂњBoth of them conspire to get me away from the keyboard for walks in the beautiful countryside,вЂќ he says, вЂњand that is probably no bad thing!вЂќ
You can visit Brad’s website by going toВ http://bradfleming.co.uk